• Laser-engraved wooden magnet with the sarcastic phrase “I’d explain it, but you’d still be STUPID” and an engraved hand giving the middle finger. The text uses a mix of bold block letters and script font, with a cutout speech bubble shape.
  • Angled view of the same laser-engraved wooden magnet showing the phrase “I’d explain it, but you’d still be STUPID” with a middle finger hand illustration. The lighting emphasizes the engraved depth and wood grain texture.
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I'd Explain It, But You'd Still Be Stupid | Magnet

I'd Explain It, But You'd Still Be Stupid | Magnet

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For when you’ve reached the “bless your brainless heart” stage of tolerance. This magnet is sarcastic, savage, and spectacularly on point—complete with a helpful hand gesture for clarity. Ideal for the fridge, office, or anywhere you’re surrounded by people who just... don’t get it.

Because some things can’t be fixed. Or explained twice.

Buy 5+ Magnets, Pay $5 Each!

Dimensions: 2.5 x 2.9"

Each magnet is crafted to order using 1/8 Inch birch. A strong magnet is affixed to the back. With every wood piece being unique, subtle differences in grain and finish contribute to the individuality of each magnet.

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