• Laser-cut wooden magnet engraved with the phrase I Have a PhD in Passive-Aggressive Bullshit, featuring a smiling poop emoji wearing a graduation cap at the bottom, displayed on a gray wood background.
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Fort Ash Designs

I Have A PHD In Passive-Aggressive Bullshit | Magnet

I Have A PHD In Passive-Aggressive Bullshit | Magnet

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Congratulations, you’ve officially graduated from eye rolls to elite-level sarcasm. This magnet is perfect for those who smile sweetly while plotting vengeance via vague emails and dramatically loud dishwashing. Featuring a scholarly poop emoji in a cap, it’s equal parts crude, clever, and alarmingly accurate.

Display proudly where professional pettiness is practiced daily.

Buy 5+ Magnets, Pay $5 Each!

Dimensions: 2.5 x 2.6"

Each magnet is crafted to order using 1/8 Inch birch. A strong magnet is affixed to the back. With every wood piece being unique, subtle differences in grain and finish contribute to the individuality of each magnet.

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